Hobby & Activity Gifts

Funny Opening a Book Is My Cardio Sweatshirt for Older Man or Woman - Exercise or Workout Hoodie Gag Gift for Older Adults or Seniors




$22.09 $33.99

Shipping to United States: $4.95
  • Details
    This funny sweatshirt is perfect for both older men and women who enjoy a good laugh. Featuring a humorous "Opening a Book is My Cardio" design, it makes an excellent gag gift for book lovers and those who prefer light exercise like reading. Ideal for wearing during workouts or casual outings, this hoodie brings a smile to anyone's face. Get ready to showcase your witty side while staying comfy and cozy in this unique sweatshirt.

    CREWNECK FEATURES:
    Fabrication: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    Seams: Without side seams
    Fit: Loose fit
    Sizing: Unisex Sizing
    Label: Sewn-in label

    HOODIES
    HOODIE FEATURES:
    Fabrication: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)), 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    Seams: Without side seams
    Fit: Classic Fit
    Label: Tear-away label

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
    Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

    PRINTING INFO:
    Our products are printed and shipped from the US (Some products shipping to Europe may be printed and shipped in Europe). Our designs are printed using the Direct -To-Garment (DTG) printing method, which creates a vintage look similar to the screenprinting process and avoids the thick vinyl feeling of heat transfers.

    Slight variances in color and feel are expected compared to what you see on your computer screen. If you have any concerns or questions about this, don’t hesitate to reach out via Etsy Messages.
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    Scott Grant
    Graying With Grace
    56 Fairview Drive
    Huntington WV 25705

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Custom and personalized orders

    Yes, I accept custom and personalized orders. Many of my personalized designs are labeled as such and contain the Personalization Input Box right on the listing. If you would like to make an additional customization, message me for details. Some customization may require a custom order fee.

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    Gift wrapping and packaging

    Sorry, I am unable to offer gift wrapping or gift messages at this time.

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    If you are ordering a larger quantity for a senior group, care facility, charity, etc. message us with the quantity and size distribution and we will respond quickly with a group price.